Ex TLC Road Trip 2005

Gentlemen,
The time has come to put all our training to good use. We will for the 1st time in the history of mankind be conducting a 5D4N overseas exercise codenamed TLC ROAD TRIP 2005. Pls note this is strictly TOP SECRET. We will be moving day and nite, rain or shine, for our infiltration. Mission this time is to penetrate enemy lines and to drive our forces all over their sacred land.

With regards to the exercise, pls prepare your personal belongings and equipment prior to that and the day to move out has been confirmed ; 8th Dec. As a normal practice, leave your will with your trustworthy friends and bid farewell to them. Vehicle has been prepared and we are fortunate to have a GERMAN engineered landrover who will be our 5th member on this trip. WELCOME MR Ford. PLS FOCUS!!

Packing List 2005 (in order of priority to cut down weight)

1. Underwear (disposable, boxers, g-string or none)

2. Toothbrush/paste (oral hygiene is a must in the field conditions. Regularly changing your toothbrushes once every 3mths helps remove 60% more plague causing bacteria as recommended by the Singapore Dental Assoc.)

3. 1 x No. 44 Long Pants and Collared Top (in case we need to penetrate via casino ala Mt Gentinggg)

4. Personal toiletries (shampoo, bath foam, gel/wax, contact lens)(toilet paper will be provided by OC/S4)

5. ## x Shorts and t-shirts

6. Currency (local and enemy land in case we need to bribe, bring more to have an easier life, CPL Tiong we need you to bring more so we can buy over their entire army)

7. Personal 1st aid (HIV immunity pills, viagra in case you feel shag, its a long trip u noe, insulin etc etc)

8. Rations and fresh water will be supplied by enemy sources, we got good lobang at your friendly neighbourhood GIANTS

9. Maps if you have but we got a self proclaimed 'enemy line street directory' which we will be waiting for every chance to KAN him

10. Camera will be provided by OC ( need resupplies of ammo SD frm Sarge G)

11. CDS, MUSIC (IMPT!!) (for the very 1st time our land rovers will be equipped with pioneer multi discs interchange player)

12. Prepare for wet terrain, in case we need to access via sea (Port XXX)

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The list goes on.......

List of key appointment holders

1. Navigator/map/street directory/LPG - Sarge CS

2. Driver/insurance man/act cool kid/director/"VIC"tory kid - Sarge G

3. Finance Clerk/Manpower Clerk/Report Sick Clerk/ xf ricecooker clerk - CPL Tiong

4. War journalist/photographer/"movie" star/S4 - OC TinTin

You're obedient soldier

OC TinTin

The time is here. Grab the opportunity. Its now or never. Remember, theres no 'i' in success. No war can be won without the bravest souls.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING.