Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Its the Time AgaIN .....

ITS THE TIME AGAIN..... time for the unified members OF TLC to attempt another record breaking feat..... MUG!!! (cup,bowl watever u call it) .... YUP tats rite... doin wat every undergrad in Singapore does best at this time of the year....

Time for us to flock wholeheartedly/brainlessly/sub-consciously to the libraries, study rms, tutorial rms, benches etc, just like any other trying to show that we r studious and grab a slice of that "I-stayed-in-school-to-mug-so-i-shld-have-good-grades" pie. yummy

MUG MUG MUG ........
Cant we ever add new meaning and life to this word.... to those out there who enjoy procrastinating bt how many darn hours you spent MUGGIN, good for u... muggin is for "WINNERS" ...... Guess wat ...

Literally you're juz a piece of porcelain/glass/clay or watever shit "MOULDED" into the shape of mug, only to hold watever you have been shaped to do so... when the time comes, a small crack will just drain you of watever you have inside you... then you are jus another 'EMPTY VESSEL".

FYI: Havent you been hearing and seeing more of those depression ads, that asks you whether you having loss of appetite, frustrated, moody blah blah blah..... yup....... "WINNERS" beware, cos you're the TARGET! But luckily for you, "Depression can be cured by drugs" .... jus 1 little "XTRIM" and you can X X X (cha cha cha) away your troubles, fats, watever you want, you name it you have it.

So before you embark on your quest to become the Ultimate piece of porcelain(Mug) in Singapore, do take down this toll free number ... 1800-IM-A-LOSER. Remember, you're not alone, you're an ISLAND.

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